Following a fake ad that
Destruct-O-Bot placed in the newspaper, Shadoweyes met up with Mind's Eye. But the joke's on Bot because Mind's Eye and Shadoweyes seem to be hitting it off!
Super Haters #113 transcript
Panel 1
Mind's Eye: I really wanna cut loose and express my sadness and anger through vigilante violence.
Panel 2
Shadoweyes: I'm all about that!
Mind's Eye: Great! You're hired.
Panel 3
Mind's Eye: By the way, where's the armor?
Shadoweyes: It smelled like vomit and mustard greens so I decided to ditch it.
Forget about
Destruct-O-Bot... a REAL superhero is finally wearing the Destruct-O-Gear 5000! It's none other than that spunky blue streak of street justice... Ross Campbell's
Shadoweyes!!!
I am positively thrilled to bring you this Super Haters / Shadoweyes crossover. MEGA giant thx to
Ross (our first
Guest Week writer, natch) for being okay with this crossover (hell, for being excited about it... for reasons I'll never comprehend). And get ready for a big ol' chunk of Scout Montana because she's gonna be sticking around for a couple weeks.
New to Shadoweyes? You can pick up
Shadoweyes v1 and
Shadoweyes v2: Shadoweyes in Love from Amazon.
Quick note -- Ross is having a small tech problem with Shadoweyes.net, so I'm not gonna link to the main site until that's resolved. Hopefully everything should be fixed later today!
Super Haters #112 transcript
Panel 1
Shadoweyes [in Destruct-O-Tron's armor]: Hi. I'm Shadoweyes. I'm answering your ad in the paper.
Mind's Eye: What?!?
Panel 2
Shadoweyes: "Desperate large-breasted green-haired mistress seeks dark vigilante," remember?
Panel 3
Mind's Eye: I didn't put an ad in the paper...
Destruct-O-Bot: That would be me.
Well guess who showed up to Mind's Eye's pity party...
goddamn Destruct-O-Bot!!!
EDIT: I forgot to post this earlier... it's a teaser for tomorrow, when a special guest shows up for the beginning of an extended stay!!! Do you know who it is?
Super Haters #111 transcript
Panel 1
Mind's Eye: I kinda liked it when I thought Destruct-O-Tron's ghost was talking to me...
Destruct-O-Bot [in Destruct-O-Tron's armor]: I can do it again!
Panel 2
Destruct-O-Tron [empty armor]: Uhhh I'm sooo stoopid!!! Being dead is awesome!
Mind's Eye: Umm--
Panel 3
Destruct-O-Tron [empty armor]: FFWRRRT! Ooops! I just pooped all over myself!!
Mind's Eye: You're not helping.
Mind's Eye wants a new Destruct-O-Tron... but
no one can replace the real deal!!!
Super Haters #110 transcript
Panel 1
Mind's Eye: UGGHHH this isn't working out. I can't find anyone to replace you! I miss you so much...
Panel 2
Destruct-O-Tron [empty armor]: I miss you too, Nilufa. I'll love you forever.
Mind's Eye: ...
Panel 3
Destruct-O-Bot [in Destruct-O-Tron's armor]: HAHA! I'm just fuckin' wit ya!!!
Mind's Eye: You bitch.
Mind's Eye is trying to find a new Destruct-O-Tron... but she doesn't seem to have
the right nose for a good replacement.
Sorry this is going up an hour late! I'm making some changes to the Super Haters blog and I lost track of time. I'm doing away with the story arc blog posts (you can still read them over at
deviantART). And as you can see below, I'm adding transcripts (though, at this time, the correct transcript isn't underneath... yet!).
EDIT: Correct transcript added!!!
Super Haters #109 transcript
Panel 1
Mulldusa [in Destruct-O-Tron's armor]: I like this! Makes me feel sexy.
Mind's Eye: Yeah, it's not bad.
Panel 2
Mulldusa [in armor]: You like a man in carrot-colored metal, baby?
Mind's Eye: Excuse me???
Panel 3
Mulldusa [in armor]: C'mon, I think there's enough room in here for the both of us!
Mind's Eye: I'll pass.
Mind's Eye is
trying to find a new superhero to wear Destruct-O-Tron's armor. Not. A. Good. Idea.
Super Haters #108 transcript
Panel 1
Nose [in Destruct-O-Tron's armor]: Do you smell something? I smell something. *SNIFF* It smells REALLY weird...
Mind's Eye: I guess tha--
Panel 2
Nose [in armor]: It's a cross between diapers and fried okra. Maybe vomit and mustard greens, too...
Mind's Eye: Sorry, I really don--
Panel 3
Nose [in armor]: EWW! It's this armor! Get it off of me!! GET IT OFF!!!
Mind's Eye: Well this was a mistake.
Mind's Eye can't take
being home alone with the Destruct-O-Gear 5000 anymore... so now she's trying to find someone new to wear it!
Super Haters #107 transcriptTranscript
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Panel 3
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Mind's Eye is adjusting to Destruct-O-Tron's death and
trying to find a use for the empty Destruct-O-Gear 5000.
Mind's Eye is
home alone with Destruct-O-Tron's empty armor...
Mind's Eye has
finally accepted that Destruct-O-Tron is dead... but now she's stuck home alone with his armor.
